he slashes one way… he slashes the other…
This is part of a much longer back-story and is written totally from Dan’s POV. It’s written around certain themes that include fate, jumping and falling as well as how we repeat certain behaviours, whether consciously or unconsciously.
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Julian Barratt/Russell Brand. Inspired by Julian and Noel’s appearance on Russell Brand’s 1 Leicester Square, and before at The Secret Policeman’s Ball. I saw sparks.
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The boys are filming the third series and something unexpected happens to Noel. Noel isn’t happy and he ends up at a party.
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How Howard Moon and Old Gregg got from ‘you’re moving too fast’ to sucking on each other like underwater hoovers. Howard/Vince as well, and Naboo and Bollo also appear.
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The long-forgotten fairytale version of how Noel met Julian.
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Howard, Vince, Naboo and Bob Fossil take a works outing to the sleepy town of Silent Hill. It goes about as well as can be expected. A/N: You don’t need to have played the games or seen the film to understand this – no unusual characters are mentioned. Except monsters.
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Howard gets sick of Vince getting all the attention and takes steps of a magical nature to do something about it. You’d be surprised how fast something like that can spin out of control wait, you wouldn’t? Man, you’ve seen this show before, haven’t you?
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A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.
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Vince Noiyre, a young governess, takes a position at Thornfield Hall under the watchful eye of Howard Moonchester. But what are those noises coming from the attic? Why does everyone think Vince is a girl? And how old is Naboo?
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Vamp!Boosh. Howard’s been running, but now he’s been found.
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This was inspired by the interview in which Noel and Julian discuss how they first met. I took the incredible liberty of filling in the gaps. It’s in four parts, one very long and three quite short, spanning the first few months from Noel initially seeing Julian’s stand up, to Noel performing on the same bill some months later and inviting Julian back to his place afterwards. Not much happens, but everything could happen. If that makes any sense. This is not slash really, think of it as pre-slash. But it’s not really that either 😀
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The Boosh is on the verge of breaking up for good, but an unexpected and impossible journey to the Zooniverse may teach Julian and Noel how to better appreciate their creations.
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