Coffee, Cigarettes and Fucking
Dan and Jones fuck across the kitchen cabinets.
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Character: Jones
Pete’s Dragon
What’s with the “Pete’s Dragon” video? It always bothered me that nobody ever asked Dan Ashcroft this question. Wonder no more, dear readers, because I asked him and this is what he told me (FOR REALZ).
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CHEMISTRY
Whilst on a short break from Shoreditch, staying at his uncle’s cottage in the Lake District, Dan Ashcroft questions his relatonship with Jones, reflects on his own past and is confronted about his sexuality.
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Hands
Written from Jones POV. A series of short fics and drabbles centred around Ashcroft’s lovely, large mitts.
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Didn’t They Amaze You?
A Nathan Barley/IT Crowd crossover fic. Richmond is employed by sugaRAPE to fix the office computer system. Dan Ashcroft has an article to write about Richmond’s favourite contemporary DarkWave band. Meanwhile, Dan and Jones have been bitch-fighting. Oh, what a to-do…
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Wish You Were Here
Dan goes away, leaving Jones all alone. Then Dan comes back. Don’t you find postcards always arrive at the same time you get home? Tsk.
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26 Fics in 26 Minutes
A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.
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House of Jones
How Dan Ashcroft met Jones.
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Usual Rate, etc.?
Dan Ashcroft is asked to write about BSH for sugaRAPE.
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Did You Know That “Music” Is A Slang Term For Fornication?
Dan deals with stuff, with help from a certain DJ….
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