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Show You the Crunch

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Saboo hated these shamanic get-togethers, he really did. Written from the prompt Naboo non-con. Please. Any pairing, any character, just some Victim!Naboo. Maybe Saboo finding him in a weakened state (fight? some kind of shaman illness?) and deciding to take advantage. I really couldn’t manage proper non-con, though. I have rather a huge dislike of rape!fic, so this was as close as I managed to get.

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Some People Get All the Bloody Luck

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Written from the prompt ‘Dave Brown and Russell Brand, eating some pastry goods and discussing how whore-y all the others are.’

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The Unicorn of First Gay Love

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The Zooniverse is doing terribly, as per usual, and Bob Fossil informs the boys that in order to get the zoo good publicity, they either have to track down some really fantastic creatures, or – if they can’t – pose as the zoo’s resident adorable gay couple. How will Vince and Howard manage?

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In the Band

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Written for accio_arse from the prompt: ‘From back in the days when Howard used to play jazz in a band – with Rudi and Mrs Gideon. Howard’s about to get kicked off the band for being crap, and he’ll do anything to stay. Mrs Gideon never remembers who he even is, so Howard tries to put a move on Rudi so that he’ll keep him in.’

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