Distractions
Ways from distracting oneself from what one is meant to be doing
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Rating: PG-13
Pelham Street
“You go and make me feel like this and now you’re saying shut yer noise, Noel, before you go and ruin a good thing—” Noel has a hissy fit on the corner of Pelham Street Inn. Julian’s used to it.
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dressing room
before the interview
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Thursday Next
Julian Barratt/Russell Brand. Inspired by Julian and Noel’s appearance on Russell Brand’s 1 Leicester Square, and before at The Secret Policeman’s Ball. I saw sparks.
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Alright
Noel and Julian are fighting, Julian and Dave are flirting.
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Pete’s Dragon
What’s with the “Pete’s Dragon” video? It always bothered me that nobody ever asked Dan Ashcroft this question. Wonder no more, dear readers, because I asked him and this is what he told me (FOR REALZ).
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Twat You, Close Brackets
Graham doesn’t recognise Howard – but does he really not recognise Howard?
A story of how Graham ‘lost’ his memory, and how Howard helps him get it back, close brackets.
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Protect Me From What I Want
“Tell me you love me.” The words wavered, without meaning to, and she slapped him, hard. Dee remembered it, as his cheek grew pink, whorish, the first time… the quick hiss of breath, the hurt look, and then something darker, unreadable. She hit him again, the sound cracking the air. Two for flinching.
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Owl Beaks
First Fic, i decided to re-add it 😀
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Howard Moon Wins; Vince Noir Loses
Howard gets sick of Vince getting all the attention and takes steps of a magical nature to do something about it. You’d be surprised how fast something like that can spin out of control wait, you wouldn’t? Man, you’ve seen this show before, haven’t you?
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Kinder Eggs and Blowholes
Everything’s normal (or as normal as it ever can get…) at the Zooniverse except that Howard and Vince don’t work there. Rudi and the Hitcher, however, do.
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Down in the Park
A rather silly almost smut drabble dedicated to maestro1123, because she wanted some AU Vampire!Boosh for the challenge.
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