he slashes one way… he slashes the other…
Howard Moon, Man of Action, sets off on a death-defying mission to save the world, with reluctant sidekick Vince tagging aling for the ride. Tensions are high, however, as the recent feelings our heroes have been experiencing towards each other are a little more than platonic. Will they find love, prevent armageddon, and still be home in time for their next gig? Feature length fic, including cameo appearances from God and other Famous People.
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There is tension between any leader and his followers, but for Dennis and Saboo theirs is of a more fevered nature. Will Saboo be able to let go of his pride and confess his feelings for his “sire”? Will Dennis be able to see the answer in front of him and leave Methuselah?
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Just an unashamedly kinky but probably quite tame lil thing I thought someone here might like. About spanking.
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“Noel just grinned and went a few more wobbly paces, yanking Julian along behind him like a careworn teddy bear.” It all started under sodium-orange streetlights, where girls looked pretty in Perspex, and things got steadily worse from there. Julian tried to ignore the burning jealousy and memories of a star-pricked night far away from home…
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“By quarter to ten it was clear that Noel and Julian were not coming. At ten o’clock the assistant director stood up on a chair and told everyone they could go home.” Noel and Julian throw a hissy fit. What the hell is wrong with them?
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Howard and Vince find themselves back on the roof the day after the party.
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The events of ‘Party,’ as narrated by Vince, but this time, he has something to say about how it ends
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Sequel to When You Came Home Late. Vince has agreed to marry Terry, but Howard is convinced that Vince is making a big mistake.
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A rumor is started, misinterpreted, and misinterpreted again until it’s common knowledge in the Zooniverse that Howard and Vince are bumming. Only they’re not.
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Noel and Russell in bed together after a bit of a wild night- a short, dialogue only piece.
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“What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Well, let’s see, we’ve had to throw ourselves on the mercy of your parents for a place to sleep, you’ve got an unhealthy obsession with Topshop, and we’ve been transported back in time by a hideous lamp!”
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Howard dances for Bob Fossil in little blue pants. Why?
With lavish dialogue theft from the radio series (Episode 4, Mutants)