I Am the Giraffe
An explanation of how Rosey and Bauer got to be Rosey and Bauer.
Continue readinghe slashes one way… he slashes the other…
An explanation of how Rosey and Bauer got to be Rosey and Bauer.
Continue readingAction, adventure, and lots of screaming on the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHs
Continue readingThis is a short story for my coosine. coz I loves her. its about Julian fancying Noel (wow…he has eyes) and thinking about him in *mouths* a “sexual” way. its pretty crappy but hey….Noel and Julian fuckin rule!!
Continue reading“Moon! Are you sleeping with Vince Noir?”
Continue readingKraftwerk Orange featuring Vince and Howard go on tour.
Continue readingIt’s Valentine’s Day and neither Howard nor Vince have the guts to do anything about it. So Naboo fixes it with his “magic” dust.
Continue readingSex, drugs and rock‘n’roll. Even though the sex is disappointing, the drug is alcohol and the rock‘n’roll is electro-jazz.
Continue readingBollo was asleep under the wrapping paper, Naboo had passed out drunk on eggnog and Vince was sitting cross-legged on the floor staring at the blinking fairy lights.
Continue readingBainbridge is punished.
Continue readingChristmas fic challenge entry – Through a dramatic mix-up involving the Fountain of Youth and hair products, Howard and Vince become encased in tight youthful faces and are sent off to school. Can Howard endure puberty for the second time? Can Vince beat off all his admirers? (HAHA pun!) And can they stop fighting long enough to enter the school’s Christmas Talent Showcase? You’ll only know if you read, eh?
Continue readingFor challenge #7, this is a re-write/extension of certain scenes in “Hitcher,” which, curiously enough, has very little of the Hitcher in it at all. This version presumes that Vince doesn’t finish his story about the monkeys because he actually can’t remember what happened. What did happen, then? And how does it involve Howard? Sometimes, one decision creates a bond that will survive time, memory loss, and extremely opposing tastes in music.
Continue readingPic challenge entry – Why does Howard hate to be touched? Vince wishes he knew, and wracks his thick brain and dim memory for the answer to the mystery. Will he find the answer by remembering what really happened up in the Arctic? Shouldn’t he consult a dictionary for big words like pteronophobia? And what’s Dixon Bainbridge forcing Howard to do now that Howard’s been demoted to his personal valet? So many questions! Read on, to discover the answers.
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