Copper Coins
The long-forgotten fairytale version of how Noel met Julian.
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Trash
Noel and Julian get it on, in a variety of ways. And it’s trashy.
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Heartbeats
There’s something that Julian needs, and only one particular mortal can provide it. For the Vamp!Boosh challenge.
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Your Biggest Secret Fan
Christmas fic challenge entry – Through a dramatic mix-up involving the Fountain of Youth and hair products, Howard and Vince become encased in tight youthful faces and are sent off to school. Can Howard endure puberty for the second time? Can Vince beat off all his admirers? (HAHA pun!) And can they stop fighting long enough to enter the school’s Christmas Talent Showcase? You’ll only know if you read, eh?
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The Beginning of Something Interesting
For challenge #7, this is a re-write/extension of certain scenes in “Hitcher,” which, curiously enough, has very little of the Hitcher in it at all. This version presumes that Vince doesn’t finish his story about the monkeys because he actually can’t remember what happened. What did happen, then? And how does it involve Howard? Sometimes, one decision creates a bond that will survive time, memory loss, and extremely opposing tastes in music.
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Deep Eremophobia
Pic challenge entry – Why does Howard hate to be touched? Vince wishes he knew, and wracks his thick brain and dim memory for the answer to the mystery. Will he find the answer by remembering what really happened up in the Arctic? Shouldn’t he consult a dictionary for big words like pteronophobia? And what’s Dixon Bainbridge forcing Howard to do now that Howard’s been demoted to his personal valet? So many questions! Read on, to discover the answers.
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Candy Heart Nightmare
Valentines challenge entry – Howard is tired of being lonely and puts out a personal ad, with messy results. Now he’s being stalked down the streets of London with a love-struck best mate, an aloof microphone, and a pop song that just… won’t… get… out of his head! Most incomprehensible summary ever, but it might make sense if you read the fic. 😀
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All Things That Are Good
The story of Old Gregg, the loneliest man-fish that ever was; or, “The Legend of Old Gregg” told from Old Gregg’s perspective.
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A Journey Through Time and Space
The Boosh is on the verge of breaking up for good, but an unexpected and impossible journey to the Zooniverse may teach Julian and Noel how to better appreciate their creations.
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