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To Make The Days Hurt Less

Posted on 7 August 200724 July 2021 by NittyB

Julian’s dead, Noel’s cut up over it. Told from Dave’s P.O.V.

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The Goofy Lodge

Posted on 25 July 200725 July 2021 by PrettyZombie

The gang set off to disneyland, but how knows what feelings will be uncovered in the colouful land of cartoons?

a one shot fluffy piece.

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Choose-your-own-adventure 1

Posted on 9 June 200725 July 2021 by plainjane

The boys are filming the third series and something unexpected happens to Noel. Noel isn’t happy and he ends up at a party.

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Mrs Gideon’s First Day at Work

Posted on 20 May 200724 July 2021 by accioarse

Howard/Mrs Gideon. Why Mrs Gideon never recognises Howard Moon. The whole, sex-drenched story. Read on!

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Protect Me From What I Want

Posted on 6 October 200624 July 2021 by moribundlust

“Tell me you love me.” The words wavered, without meaning to, and she slapped him, hard. Dee remembered it, as his cheek grew pink, whorish, the first time… the quick hiss of breath, the hurt look, and then something darker, unreadable. She hit him again, the sound cracking the air. Two for flinching.

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Heartbeats

Posted on 16 September 200623 July 2021 by tartpants

There’s something that Julian needs, and only one particular mortal can provide it. For the Vamp!Boosh challenge.

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Kinder Eggs and Blowholes

Posted on 13 September 200624 July 2021 by thymeth

Everything’s normal (or as normal as it ever can get…) at the Zooniverse except that Howard and Vince don’t work there. Rudi and the Hitcher, however, do.

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Down in the Park

Posted on 8 September 200625 July 2021 by moribundlust

A rather silly almost smut drabble dedicated to maestro1123, because she wanted some AU Vampire!Boosh for the challenge.

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26 Fics in 26 Minutes

Posted on 8 August 200625 July 2021 by Maestro

A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.

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Let’s Silence The Bitch!

Posted on 23 July 200624 July 2021 by The Lizard

Noel decides he’s had enough of the fictional bum sex…and somebody has to pay.

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