Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon
A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.
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Genres: Fluff
To Jump on the Wind’s Back
It’s easy to forget, sometimes, if you don’t have any reminders. Vince gets a reminder.
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Night Watch
However narcissistic he is, the sight of himself in his Zooniverse jacket had never before been sufficient to turn Vince on, but, well, it’s all about context, isn’t it?
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Finding a Leopard
Howard and Vince met lots of different ways; this is one of them. Or: Vince is eleven and small, and Howard is eleven and slightly less small.
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Not Fox Bumming
Because Howard Moon needs a thorough bumming like Vince Noir needs an unlimited Top Shop voucher. Silly, filthy porn with way too much banter.
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Not Doing Anything (Seven Minutes)
Until ‘Howard and Vince!’ someone says, and laughs burst out around the circle. ‘Pff, like they’re not doing it already!’ laughs a girl, and Vince turns to see Howard’s face battling to decide whether it wants to turn red or white.
From the prompt ‘Howard/Vince – Seven Minutes in Heaven”
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The Leathery Man-Witch and the Hoary Old Yeti
Vince has an age crisis. Howard offers some words of comfort. He also makes paella.
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Arctic Conditions
What’s the real reason behind the hiatus of The Boosh? Why did Fielding and Plume break up? Why does no-one ever see The Boosh boys together any more? What lies ahead for the future of The Mighty Boosh?
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Just Another Episode
Sat in a side room, Noel storms in angry about the filming of the Hitcher speech. Based very vaguely on a true story.
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Stripping Stone
Noel and Julian’s relationship changes from what it once was, into something new.
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Through the Haze
What is it that Noel and Julian feel for each other? They can’t quite figure that out, or what they should do about it. These two have a long way to go together.
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Smoke Screen
Noel and Julian: From where it all began to where it is now, and everything in between. Follows them from their first meeting up to series 1.
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