Vince Noiyre, a young governess, takes a position at Thornfield Hall under the watchful eye of Howard Moonchester. But what are those noises coming from the attic? Why does everyone think Vince is a girl? And how old is Naboo?
Category : The Mighty Boosh
Characters : Bollo , Howard Moon , Naboo , Vince Noir
Pairing : Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Genre : Action/Adventure , Character Study/Reflection , Crossover , Drama , Romance
Rating : PG-13
Warning : Violence - Mild
Status : Complete
Length : 20-30k words
Chapter Ten: In which the wedding night of Mr and Mrs Moonchester is described in vulgar detail.
Contents
1. Intro 2. Chapter One: In which Miss Noiyre arrives at Thornfield, blowjobs are mentioned, and the housekeeper has a problem with unsightly facial hair. 3. Chapter Two: In which Naboo turns out to be neither a girl nor eight, but still adorable, and Miss Noiyre finally meets the enigmatic Mr Moonchester, who turns out to be slightly less adorable. 4. Chapter Three: In which Miss Noiyre loses technology that probably hasn’t been invented yet, Mr Moonchester turns out to be a flamer, and saliva is swapped. 5. Chapter Four: In which Miss Noiyre and Mr Moonchester share a cursed breakfast, Naboo has a proposition (NOT LIKE THAT: DON’T THINK THAT) and time passes unsubtly. 6. Chapter Five: In which Mr Moonchester houses an absent-minded visitor, and Miss Noiyre dresses like a nun for his pleasure. 7. Chapter Six: In which Miss Noiyre reveals his artistic talent, French curses are learned, and Adam Ant sings some peculiarly apt lyrics. 8. Chapter Seven: In which typhoid provides Miss Noiyre with an escape route, prostitution is recommended, and the impossible seems slightly less so. 9. Chapter Eight: In which old friends bring up lawful impediments, Miss Noiyre is felt up several times, and everyone finally learns what’s behind the attic door. 10. Chapter Nine: In which everyone says farewell, and happy endings are never guaranteed. 11. Chapter Ten: In which the wedding night of Mr and Mrs Moonchester is described in vulgar detail. Chapter Ten: In which the wedding night of Mr and Mrs Moonchester is described in vulgar detail.
Piss off, you perverts. Honestly.