The Birth Of Boosh

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Noel is a 36 year old in the limelight. One thing could bring him back to Earth... Julianne.

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Noel pulled out his mobile phone, shaking. He dialled in the number of his best friend.

“Julian… can you come over… please?”

Noel sat down in suspense as he waited for Julian to arrive, still shaking. He heard the doorbell ring and went to open the door. There was Julian, as promised. Julian looked at Noel. He had tears streaming down his face, eyeliner running. He looked awful.

“Noel, are you alright, mate?” Julian asked. Noel just stood there.

“Mate, come on, sit down. What’s the matter?” Julian put his arm around Noel and walked him over to the lounge. “Come on, Noel. You can tell me.”

Noel took a deep breath. He was still choking on tears. Julian managed to make out two words that Noel had muttered.

“Dee’s pregnant.”

Noel was running his fingers through his hair, biting his nails and shivering. “Julian, what the fuck am I going to do?”

Julian turned to Noel.

“Noel, you are 36 years old. You are a man. Pull yourself together. It’s your baby, isn’t it?” said Julian, matter-of-factly. Noel nodded. “Well, therefore you are going to be a father. Imagine if your dad hadn’t been a father. You wouldn’t be on this Earth. Now, you are going to get Dee over here now and we are going to sort this entire situation out.”

Noel called Dee. “Dee, it’s me. I’m sorry, love. Look, come over to mine, please. I have to talk to you. Alright. Love you too. Bye.”

Dee arrived at the door. She’d obviously been upset too. She ran over to Noel, crying. Noel took her in his arms. “It’s gonna be alright… right, Julian?” Julian nodded. “Fuck, I’m an idiot” said Noel.

“So, where are you gonna live?” asked Julian. “Here, I suppose.” said Dee. “You serious” asked Noel. “Yeah. Your place is bigger.” said Dee. “Motherly instincts, love?” asked Noel. Dee punched Noel in the arm, then shook her head.

A few weeks later, Dee arrived at Noel’s house at 7 am. She rang the doorbell, and Noel opened the door. He was standing in the doorway, scrunching up his hair and in his boy short underpants. “It’s 7am Dee, what are you doing here?” asked Noel. “It’s the ultrasound today, Noel.” replied Dee.

“Shit.” said Noel. He ran around and got dressed, locked up the house and put his arm around Dee. They walked down the street, burrowed into each other.

End Notes: First story, not sure if its any good. =]