Life would be easier if things were black and white and everything fit into boxes. Sometimes even Noel Fielding wants to fit in.

Howard discovers his friend Vince has been kidnapped by a fae, a kind of ultra powerful and frankly berkish fairy who wants to own every pretty thing in the universe. Against his better judgement, he embarks alone on a quest to get his friend back. Unfortunately, the fae has fallen in love with Howard and he wont let The Mighty Boosh leave without a fight.

A Sweet fanfiction.
Pete has never been good at love, it was hard to be when you grew up with no other role models besides celebrities and a pair of parents in a loveless marriage, so when his best friend Stitch confesses his feelings, to say he handles the situation badly is an understatement.