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Penname: ineedtobleedit [Contact] Real name: Methuselah Smith
Member Since: 18 Mar 2009
Membership status: Member
I got something to put in you
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Stories by ineedtobleedit
Summary: Vince writes a story about scissors and Howard is the only person in the class who likes it.
Categories: The Mighty Boosh, Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Fluff, General
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: Appropriation Paradise
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2050 Read Count: 371
Published: 31 May 2009 Updated: 31 May 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Whilst in a jazz trance, Howard accidentally lights Vince's hair on fire and as a result, it becomes split-end central and bold-patch party. Feeling bad, Howard suggests that they enroll the help of Naboo, but discover that the shaman is out. Desperate for his strong blacks locks back, Vince steals a bottle of hair lotion from Naboo's room and misreads the instructions. Chaos insures...
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Naboo, Vince Noir
Genres: Humour
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2640 Read Count: 1608
Published: 05 Apr 2009 Updated: 08 Apr 2009 [Report This]