The Boosh Slash Haven :: The Lizard

Penname: The Lizard [Contact] Real name: Kim

Member Since: 06 Jan 2007
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:
Ashcroft Obsessive.

Beta-reader: No

Stories by The Lizard

Fallen by The Lizard Rated: NC-17

Summary:

This is part of a much longer back-story and is written totally from Dan’s POV. It’s written around certain themes that include fate, jumping and falling as well as how we repeat certain behaviours, whether consciously or unconsciously.

Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones
Genres: Drama
Pairing(s): Dan Ashcroft/Jones
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12120 Read Count: 4254

Published: 25 Jul 2007 Updated: 23 Apr 2009 [Report This]

Let’s get you into these fuckers by The Lizard Rated: G

Summary: Tight trousers, thrusting skinny hips and a little spanking. What more could you want?
Categories: RPS, Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Humour
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1043 Read Count: 1150

Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]

#STRUM~STRUM# by The Lizard Rated: G

Summary: Julian and a guitar. The first fanfic I ever wrote for BSH in May 2006.
Categories: RPS, Julian/Other
Characters: Julian Barratt, Other
Genres: Humour
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 930 Read Count: 769

Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]

Let’s Silence The Bitch! by The Lizard Rated: PG-13

Summary: Noel decides he’s had enough of the fictional bum sex…and somebody has to pay.
Categories: The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Howard Moon, Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, Other, Vince Noir
Genres: Alternate Scene, Crossover, Humour, Parody
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir, Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: Other potentially disturbing content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3899 Read Count: 1237

Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]

Shoreditch Doppelgängers by The Lizard Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]

Summary: A gory, dark vampire story in three chapters.
Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones, Julian Barratt
Genres: Angst, Crossover, Horror
Pairing(s): Dan Ashcroft/Jones, Other
Warnings: Character Death, Other potentially disturbing content, Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Heavy
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5342 Read Count: 3091

Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]

Coffee, Cigarettes and Fucking by The Lizard Rated: NC-17

Summary: Dan and Jones fuck across the kitchen cabinets.
Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones
Genres: PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Dan Ashcroft/Jones
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1389 Read Count: 1802

Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]

Didn't They Amaze You? by The Lizard Rated: NC-17

Summary: A Nathan Barley/IT Crowd crossover fic.

Richmond is employed by sugaRAPE to fix the office computer system. Dan Ashcroft has an article to write about Richmond’s favourite contemporary DarkWave band. Meanwhile, Dan and Jones have been bitch-fighting. Oh, what a to-do…
Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones, Other
Genres: Crossover
Pairing(s): Other
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3903 Read Count: 1085

Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]

Thirsty Work by The Lizard Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]

Summary: Dan becomes a blood-sucking creature of the night. Contains graphic gore.
Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones
Genres: Angst, Horror
Pairing(s): Dan Ashcroft/Jones
Warnings: Other potentially disturbing content, Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Heavy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2174 Read Count: 721

Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]

Wish You Were Here by The Lizard Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]

Summary: Dan goes away, leaving Jones all alone. Then Dan comes back. Don’t you find postcards always arrive at the same time you get home? Tsk.
Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing(s): Dan Ashcroft/Jones
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2062 Read Count: 1366

Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]

Usual Rate, etc.? by The Lizard Rated: G [Reviews - 1]

Summary: Dan Ashcroft is asked to write about BSH for sugaRAPE.
Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones
Genres: Alternate Scene, Parody
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1477 Read Count: 779

Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]

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Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. No money is being made from this work. No copyright infringement is intended.

This is in no way affiliated to Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, or the Mighty Boosh. None of this ever happened, it is all for our own enjoyment. Dont sue us, we're skint.

I am not affiliated with The Mighty Boosh, any of its cast and crew, etc. The nearest claim I can make to Boosh is that my boyfriend got asked if he was related to Julian Barratt when he went into Virgin to pre-order Boosh. Apparently Julian's family had been coming in all week to reserve their copies.

That, and I too, am clearly from Leeds.