Howard discovers his friend Vince has been kidnapped by a fae, a kind of ultra powerful and frankly berkish fairy who wants to own every pretty thing in the universe. Against his better judgement, he embarks alone on a quest to get his friend back. Unfortunately, the fae has fallen in love with Howard and he wont let The Mighty Boosh leave without a fight.

They thought it was just a holiday in Wales, a peaceful few days for Noel and Julian at the Comedian Convention. And then they met Janet. The only problem? Janet's not exactly human.

Vince needs some cheering up, but it's nothing a little rough n' tumble with Howard Moon won't cure.

A key party kicks off a salacious series of events between Howard, Vince, Dan, and Jones...

Previously a one-shot entitled 'Wife-Swappers,' it seems to growing into a series!

Ianto and Vince are acting strangely.....

This is a Torchwood/Boosh crossover fic. It involves characters from both shows and takes neither dreadfully seriously. However, I think you'd probably understand this without knowing a lot about one of either the two shows involved.

Vince Noir has fallen on hard times, and prostitution has saved him. But when it all goes wrong he turns to part time gangster Howard Moon to help him out.