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Penname: accioarse [Contact] Real name:

Member Since: 20 May 2007
Membership status: Member
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HOORAY!
I'm now in the middle of a 6 part story, TRULY, MADLY, FISHY. Howard/Old Gregg, Howard/Vince. See below for chapters uploaded so far. Thanks!

Web Site: Howard Moon in tiny pink pants

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Stories by accioarse

Babies are Genius! by accioarse Rated: PG

[Reviews - 8]

Summary: Howard Moon gets pregnant. A silly, silly short story.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Bob Fossil, Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Humour
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Other potentially disturbing content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 651 Read Count: 650

Published: 02 Feb 2008 Updated: 02 Feb 2008 [Report This]

Bobby-boy and his baby blue pants by accioarse Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]

Summary: Howard dances for Bob Fossil in little blue pants. Why?
With lavish dialogue theft from the radio series (Episode 4, Mutants)
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Bob Fossil, Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Drama, Episodic/Missing Scene, Humour
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Other potentially disturbing content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4723 Read Count: 550

Published: 23 Oct 2007 Updated: 23 Oct 2007 [Report This]

Completely Normal by accioarse Rated: PG-13

[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Vince persuades Howard to give it a go... after all, it's completely normal.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Fluff
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1479 Read Count: 889

Published: 02 Feb 2008 Updated: 02 Feb 2008 [Report This]

Fossil Funtime by accioarse Rated: R

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Summary: Fossil/Howard/Vince sandwich. Yes! Fossil pays a surprise visit to the flat.
Categories: The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Bob Fossil, Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir, Other
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1223 Read Count: 573

Published: 23 Jan 2008 Updated: 23 Jan 2008 [Report This]

Get Foxed by accioarse Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 8]

Summary: Howard and Vince are faced with a new addition to the Nabootique. Series 3, but no spoilers.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humour, Hurt/Comfort, PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5714 Read Count: 1703

Published: 05 Dec 2007 Updated: 05 Dec 2007 [Report This]

Howard Moon, Former Male Prostitute by accioarse Rated: R

[Reviews - 2]

Summary: How Howard Moon ended up as a former male prostitute, how Bob Fossil found out about it, and where Vince comes into the equation. (Although Fossil doesn't appear until later parts, and neither does Vince.) Set before the time of The Boosh.
Categories: Howard/Vince, Howard/Other
Characters: Bob Fossil, Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Other potentially disturbing content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8503 Read Count: 1014

Published: 16 Apr 2008 Updated: 21 Apr 2008 [Report This]

Like Putting On A Glove by accioarse Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 0]

Summary: Howard/Vince awkward first time pwp.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 519 Read Count: 1018

Published: 23 Jan 2008 Updated: 23 Jan 2008 [Report This]

Midnight Crimping by accioarse Rated: PG

[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Howard indulge in a spot of crimping in their bedroom in vests and pants.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Fluff, Humour
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1173 Read Count: 575

Published: 02 Feb 2008 Updated: 02 Feb 2008 [Report This]

Mistletoe Threeway by accioarse, easilyled Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 6]

Summary: Howard finally surrenders his cherry in a post-"Party"verse fic. Starring Vince, Howard and Dennis the Head Shaman.
Categories: The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Howard Moon, Other, Vince Noir
Genres: Drama, Episodic/Missing Scene, Holiday - Christmas, Humour
Pairing(s): Other
Warnings: Bondage, Other potentially disturbing content, Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22926 Read Count: 2332

Published: 15 Jan 2008 Updated: 20 Feb 2008 [Report This]

Mrs Gideon’s First Day at Work by accioarse Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Howard/Mrs Gideon. Why Mrs Gideon never recognises Howard Moon. The whole, sex-drenched story. Read on!
Categories: Het Fic
Characters: Howard Moon, Naboo, Other
Genres: Episodic/Missing Scene, Humour, PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Drug Use, Other potentially disturbing content, Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6686 Read Count: 500

Published: 20 May 2007 Updated: 22 May 2007 [Report This]

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