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This is in no way affiliated to Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, or the Mighty Boosh. None of this ever happened, it is all for our own enjoyment. Dont sue us, we're skint.

I am not affiliated with The Mighty Boosh, any of its cast and crew, etc. The nearest claim I can make to Boosh is that my boyfriend got asked if he was related to Julian Barratt when he went into Virgin to pre-order Boosh. Apparently Julian's family had been coming in all week to reserve their copies.

That, and I too, am clearly from Leeds.