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Penname: Culumacilinte [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 04 Oct 2007
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Weirdo queer feminist, barefooted hobbit-person, prodigious ginger, predisposed towards fannishness and literary criticism, writer of many things
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Stories by Culumacilinte
Summary: ... And Vince joins her.

A narrative following the events of 'Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon', in which Howard's transition continues apace, and her romance with Vince takes on a new dimension.
Categories: Het Fic, The Mighty Boosh, Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Naboo, Vince Noir
Genres: AU (Alternate Universe), PWP (porn without plot), Romance
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8476 Read Count: 17
Published: 05 Nov 2015 Updated: 05 Nov 2015 [Report This]
Summary: A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.
Categories: Het Fic, The Mighty Boosh, Howard/Vince
Characters: Bollo, Howard Moon, Naboo, Other, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst, AU (Alternate Universe), Drama, Fluff, Romance
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22136 Read Count: 7
Published: 03 Nov 2015 Updated: 05 Nov 2015 [Report This]
Tourbus by Culumacilinte Rated: R [Reviews - 6]
Summary: On a five month tour, sometimes you just need to have a wank, even if a tourbus doesn't allow for many places to do so in private. A sampling of sneaky tourbus wanks.
Categories: Julian/Other, RPS, Noel/Julian
Characters: Dave Brown, Julian Barratt, Mike Fielding, Noel Fielding, Other
Genres: Humour
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 965 Read Count: 24
Published: 03 Nov 2015 Updated: 03 Nov 2015 [Report This]
Summary: It's easy to forget, sometimes, if you don't have any reminders. Vince gets a reminder.
Categories: Howard/Vince, The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3431 Read Count: 39
Published: 03 Nov 2015 Updated: 03 Nov 2015 [Report This]
Into Trouble by Culumacilinte Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Julian is a drunken hobo shambles, Dee's got the horn, Melvis helps out. Noel reaps (some of) the rewards later. Filthy moresome porn with no real justification.
Categories: RPS, Julian/Other, Noel/Other
Characters: Dee Plume, Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, Other
Genres: PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Dee Plume, Julian Barratt/Other, Noel Fielding/Dee Plume, Other
Warnings: Femmeslash, Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 881 Read Count: 14
Published: 03 Nov 2015 Updated: 03 Nov 2015 [Report This]
Night Watch by Culumacilinte Rated: NC-17 star star star star star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: However narcissistic he is, the sight of himself in his Zooniverse jacket had never before been sufficient to turn Vince on, but, well, it's all about context, isn't it?
Categories: Howard/Vince, The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Fluff, Humour, PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2904 Read Count: 59
Published: 03 Nov 2015 Updated: 03 Nov 2015 [Report This]
Summary: 'This is a little piece now I've written myself, with a pen, and it's set in Russia, around the turn of the century. I know what you're thinking-- don't think that, because this is dark, penetrating theatre. Please enjoy a piece I've written, called simply: Pies.'

An excerpt from the script of Pies: A Tragico-Absurdist Vignette of Revolutionary Russia, and its initial reception.
Categories: Howard/Vince, The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: General, Humour
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1426 Read Count: 13
Published: 23 Apr 2015 Updated: 23 Apr 2015 [Report This]
Summary: Howard and Vince met lots of different ways; this is one of them. Or: Vince is eleven and small, and Howard is eleven and slightly less small.
Categories: Howard/Vince, The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Fluff
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1155 Read Count: 16
Published: 23 Apr 2015 Updated: 23 Apr 2015 [Report This]
Not Fox Bumming by Culumacilinte Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Because Howard Moon needs a thorough bumming like Vince Noir needs an unlimited Top Shop voucher. Silly, filthy porn with way too much banter.
Categories: Howard/Vince, The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Fluff, Humour, PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4496 Read Count: 77
Published: 23 Apr 2015 Updated: 23 Apr 2015 [Report This]
Summary: Until ‘Howard and Vince!’ someone says, and laughs burst out around the circle. ‘Pff, like they’re not doing it already!’ laughs a girl, and Vince turns to see Howard’s face battling to decide whether it wants to turn red or white.

From the prompt 'Howard/Vince-- Seven Minutes in Heaven'
Categories: The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Fluff
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2392 Read Count: 30
Published: 23 Apr 2015 Updated: 23 Apr 2015 [Report This]