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Penname: spiderweb_kiss [Contact] Real name: sarah
Member Since: 28 May 2007
Membership status: Member
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Stories by spiderweb_kiss
Summary: "…the fact that Vince was sitting next to him with a cushion in his lap to hide the appalling boner that he couldn't get rid of, all drunk and young-looking and beautiful. How easy would it be for Howard to simply reach down and slip a hand under that cushion..." Vince and Howard have nervous sex.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Bob Fossil, Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: PWP (porn without plot), Romance
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1885 Read Count: 3313
Published: 13 Jan 2008 Updated: 13 Jan 2008 [Report This]
Chartreuse by spiderweb_kiss Rated: PG-13 star star star star half star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: "Noel just grinned and went a few more wobbly paces, yanking Julian along behind him like a careworn teddy bear." It all started under sodium-orange streetlights, where girls looked pretty in Perspex, and things got steadily worse from there. Julian tried to ignore the burning jealousy and memories of a star-pricked night far away from home...
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Dee Plume, Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, Sue Denim
Genres: Romance
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: Drug Use
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2461 Read Count: 1340
Published: 01 Jan 2008 Updated: 01 Jan 2008 [Report This]
Hissy Fit by spiderweb_kiss Rated: PG-13 star star star star half star [Reviews - 8]
Summary: "By quarter to ten it was clear that Noel and Julian were not coming. At ten o'clock the assistant director stood up on a chair and told everyone they could go home." Noel and Julian throw a hissy fit. What the hell is wrong with them?
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2436 Read Count: 2681
Published: 01 Jan 2008 Updated: 01 Jan 2008 [Report This]
Disintegration by spiderweb_kiss Rated: NC-17 star star star star star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: "Whenever it happened, they were creatures kissing in the rain, they were rough and desperate and there was always blood at Noel's neck..." Julian's greed works out in the worst possible way.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Angst
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1864 Read Count: 1685
Published: 01 Jan 2008 Updated: 01 Jan 2008 [Report This]
Summary: The differences between them sometimes matter, sometimes don't.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Dee Plume, Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Angst, Romance
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1125 Read Count: 776
Published: 01 Jan 2008 Updated: 01 Jan 2008 [Report This]
Summary: "What's wrong? What's wrong? Well, let's see, we've had to throw ourselves on the mercy of your parents for a place to sleep, you've got an unhealthy obsession with Topshop, and we've been transported back in time by a hideous lamp!"
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Mike Fielding, Noel Fielding
Genres: Humour, Romance
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4398 Read Count: 908
Published: 26 Oct 2007 Updated: 26 Oct 2007 [Report This]
Pelham Street by spiderweb_kiss Rated: PG-13 star star star half star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: "You go and make me feel like this and now you're saying shut yer noise, Noel, before you go and ruin a good thing-" Noel has a hissy fit on the corner of Pelham Street Inn. Julian's used to it.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Romance
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 679 Read Count: 1060
Published: 13 Aug 2007 Updated: 20 Sep 2007 [Report This]
Summary: "Julian knew he was being cruel, but it was funny. Noel. Claustrophobic, in those jeans?" Noel gets himself into a tight spot. Julian finds it funny.

Categories: RPS, Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Humour, Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1002 Read Count: 982
Published: 13 Aug 2007 Updated: 20 Sep 2007 [Report This]
Summary: "Old Gregg was about Julian and Noel: about how he desperately wanted Julian, so badly he could hardly draw breath sometimes, the delicious void in his lungs and heart whenever Julian was around." Noel's secret gets out, with some help from a treacherous wardrobe lady.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1315 Read Count: 1763
Published: 13 Aug 2007 Updated: 20 Sep 2007 [Report This]