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Penname: Maestro [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 03 Apr 2006
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retired story Thursday Next by Maestro Rated: PG-13 star star star star half star [Reviews - 14]
Summary: Julian Barratt/Russell Brand. Inspired by Julian and Noel's appearance on Russell Brand's 1 Leicester Square, and before at The Secret Policeman's Ball. I saw sparks.
Categories: Noel/Julian, Julian/Other
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, Russell Brand
Genres: Drama, General, Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Drug Use
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16660 Read Count: 3452
Published: 07 Jan 2007 Updated: 07 Jan 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Howard, Vince, Naboo and Bob Fossil take a works outing to the sleepy town of Silent Hill. It goes about as well as can be expected.

A/N: You don't need to have played the games or seen the film to understand this - no unusual characters are mentioned. Except monsters.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Naboo, Vince Noir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Crossover, Drama, Holiday - Halloween, Horror
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Violence - Heavy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12485 Read Count: 987
Published: 29 Oct 2006 Updated: 29 Oct 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Howard gets sick of Vince getting all the attention and takes steps of a magical nature to do something about it. You’d be surprised how fast something like that can spin out of control – wait, you wouldn’t? Man, you’ve seen this show before, haven’t you?
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Bollo, Dixon Bainbridge, Howard Moon, Naboo, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17869 Read Count: 2470
Published: 15 Sep 2006 Updated: 15 Sep 2006 [Report This]
26 Fics in 26 Minutes by Maestro Rated: NC-17 star star star star star [Reviews - 13]
Summary:

A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.


Categories: Nathan Barley, Howard/Vince, Noel/Julian, Noel/Other, Ultra/Neon, Rudi/Spider, Fossil/Bainbridge
Characters: Dee Plume, Howard Moon, Jones, Julian Barratt, Nathan Barley, Noel Fielding, Other, Rudi, Spider, Sue Denim, Vince Noir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Crossover, Drabble - Under 500 Words, Drama, Episodic/Missing Scene, Fluff, General, Humour, PWP (porn without plot), Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Character Death, Femmeslash, Other potentially disturbing content, Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24771 Read Count: 3574
Published: 08 Aug 2006 Updated: 08 Aug 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Sweet - Pete/Stitch. How did they get from brawling in the pub, to snuggled up together in bed? Only this fic will explain it.
Categories: Sweet
Characters: None
Genres: Episodic/Missing Scene
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3932 Read Count: 2090
Published: 29 Jul 2006 Updated: 29 Jul 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Vince Noiyre, a young governess, takes a position at Thornfield Hall under the watchful eye of Howard Moonchester. But what are those noises coming from the attic? Why does everyone think Vince is a girl? And how old is Naboo?
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Bollo, Howard Moon, Naboo, Vince Noir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Crossover, Drama, General, Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Violence - Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24532 Read Count: 2483
Published: 29 Jul 2006 Updated: 29 Jul 2006 [Report This]
I Have Never by Maestro Rated: NC-17 star star star star star [Reviews - 12]
Summary: PWP - Late night drinking games lead Howard and Vince to reveal a little too much about themselves. Then they take off allllllll their clothes.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Dixon Bainbridge, Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: PWP (porn without plot), Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7476 Read Count: 3665
Published: 29 Jul 2006 Updated: 29 Jul 2006 [Report This]
I Am the Giraffe by Maestro Rated: NC-17 star star star star star [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

An explanation of how Rosey and Bauer got to be Rosey and Bauer.


Categories: Surrealissimo
Characters: None
Genres: Episodic/Missing Scene, Romance
Pairing(s): Rosey/Bauer
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10616 Read Count: 1207
Published: 29 Jul 2006 Updated: 29 Jul 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Vamp!Boosh. Howard's been running, but now he's been found.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst, Drama, Horror
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: BDSM, Character Death, Violence - Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2795 Read Count: 1339
Published: 29 Jul 2006 Updated: 29 Jul 2006 [Report This]
Summary: An immensely silly fic - sort of if The Mighty Boosh were a children's show. Just read it.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Bob Fossil, Bollo, Howard Moon, Naboo, Vince Noir
Genres: Humour
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1014 Read Count: 662
Published: 03 Apr 2006 Updated: 03 Apr 2006 [Report This]