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Penname: plainjane [Contact] Real name: Jane

Member Since: 13 May 2007
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I'm a South African who really should have been British. At least, that's what I like to think.

I'm generally an observer and keep my thoughts to myself, yet those who know me can't get me to shut up.

Next year I'll be studying photography and it's my dream to photograph all my favourite bands and comedians.

I like fics that are bursting with hurt/comfort. I like nothing better than for the characters to be broken apart and then put back together again, preferably by love and hot smexing.

Beta-reader: Yes

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Stories by plainjane

My Precious by plainjane Rated: R [Reviews - 0]

Summary:

Written for Toratio on livejournal, who requested "Protective!Julian. Don't care much of circumstances, just Julian protecting Noel. Hurt/comfort is love."

In a pub, Julian waits for Noel to come back from the bathroom. But he doesn't come back.

Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: Other potentially disturbing content, Violence - Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1411 Read Count: 861

Published: 20 Apr 2009 Updated: 20 Apr 2009 [Report This]

Losing my Addiction by plainjane Rated: NC-17

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Summary: A choose-your-own-adventure story in which Julian prepares a wonderful evening for his and Noel's anniversary. Noel stands him up. Will Noel's drug problems tear them apart, or bring them closer together?
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Mike Fielding, Noel Fielding, Other
Genres: Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: Drug Use, Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: Choose Your Own Adventure
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11950 Read Count: 7135

Published: 13 Apr 2008 Updated: 30 May 2008 [Report This]

Lost and Found by plainjane Rated: R

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Summary:

Dee broke when Noel left. Sue picked up the pieces

Categories: RPS
Characters: Dee Plume, Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, Sue Denim
Genres: Angst, Drama
Pairing(s): Dee Plume/Sue Denim, Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding, Noel Fielding/Dee Plume
Warnings: Femmeslash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 953 Read Count: 846

Published: 09 Feb 2008 Updated: 09 Feb 2008 [Report This]

Howard's Night with a Hermaphrodite by plainjane Rated: NC-17

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Summary: What if Howard could love Old Gregg? And what exactly is a mangina?
Categories: Howard/Old Gregg
Characters: Howard Moon, Old Gregg, Vince Noir
Genres: General, Hurt/Comfort, PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Old Gregg
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2023 Read Count: 1236

Published: 07 Jan 2008 Updated: 07 Jan 2008 [Report This]

Home and a Place in my Heart for Love by plainjane Rated: R

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Summary: If Noel and Julian make one whole person together, surely there's room for one more.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, Russell Brand
Genres: Fluff, Holiday - Christmas, Romance
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt/Russell Brand, Noel Fielding/Russell Brand
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1002 Read Count: 1291

Published: 07 Jan 2008 Updated: 07 Jan 2008 [Report This]

Forgotten Underwear by plainjane Rated: NC-17

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Summary: Noel and Julian get busy after the live show.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Dee Plume, Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Angst, Drama, PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1424 Read Count: 1729

Published: 07 Jan 2008 Updated: 07 Jan 2008 [Report This]

Choose-your-own-adventure 1 by plainjane Rated: NC-17

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Summary: The boys are filming the third series and something unexpected happens to Noel. Noel isn't happy and he ends up at a party.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Other potentially disturbing content, Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Mild
Series: Choose Your Own Adventure
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6940 Read Count: 11371

Published: 09 Jun 2007 Updated: 24 Jun 2007 [Report This]

Breaking Barriers by plainjane Rated: R

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Summary: Noel throws a party, Julian feels awkward, Noel makes up for it.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1554 Read Count: 2035

Published: 13 May 2007 Updated: 13 May 2007 [Report This]

Saved by plainjane Rated: R [Reviews - 0]

Summary: Noel phones Julian in the middle of the night, he's upset. Julian rushes to his aid.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3203 Read Count: 2945

Published: 13 May 2007 Updated: 13 May 2007 [Report This]

Midnight Thoughts by plainjane Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]

Summary: Noel can't sleep, all he can think of is Julian.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Noel Fielding
Genres: Angst
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 405 Read Count: 756

Published: 13 May 2007 Updated: 13 May 2007 [Report This]

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