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Penname: The Lizard [Contact] Real name: Kim
Member Since: 06 Jan 2007
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:
Ashcroft Obsessive.
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Stories by The Lizard
featured story Fallen by The Lizard Rated: NC-17 star star star star half star [Reviews - 12]
Summary:

This is part of a much longer back-story and is written totally from Dan’s POV. It’s written around certain themes that include fate, jumping and falling as well as how we repeat certain behaviours, whether consciously or unconsciously.


Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones
Genres: Drama
Pairing(s): Dan Ashcroft/Jones
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12120 Read Count: 4120
Published: 25 Jul 2007 Updated: 23 Apr 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Tight trousers, thrusting skinny hips and a little spanking. What more could you want?
Categories: RPS, Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Humour
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1043 Read Count: 1127
Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]
#STRUM~STRUM# by The Lizard Rated: G star star star star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Julian and a guitar. The first fanfic I ever wrote for BSH in May 2006.
Categories: RPS, Julian/Other
Characters: Julian Barratt, Other
Genres: Humour
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 930 Read Count: 767
Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Noel decides he’s had enough of the fictional bum sex…and somebody has to pay.
Categories: The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Howard Moon, Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, Other, Vince Noir
Genres: Alternate Scene, Crossover, Humour, Parody
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir, Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: Other potentially disturbing content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3899 Read Count: 1220
Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]
Summary: A gory, dark vampire story in three chapters.
Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones, Julian Barratt
Genres: Angst, Crossover, Horror
Pairing(s): Dan Ashcroft/Jones, Other
Warnings: Character Death, Other potentially disturbing content, Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Heavy
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5342 Read Count: 3038
Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Dan and Jones fuck across the kitchen cabinets.
Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones
Genres: PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Dan Ashcroft/Jones
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1389 Read Count: 1754
Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]
Summary: A Nathan Barley/IT Crowd crossover fic.

Richmond is employed by sugaRAPE to fix the office computer system. Dan Ashcroft has an article to write about Richmond’s favourite contemporary DarkWave band. Meanwhile, Dan and Jones have been bitch-fighting. Oh, what a to-do…
Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones, Other
Genres: Crossover
Pairing(s): Other
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3903 Read Count: 1079
Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]
Thirsty Work by The Lizard Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Dan becomes a blood-sucking creature of the night. Contains graphic gore.
Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones
Genres: Angst, Horror
Pairing(s): Dan Ashcroft/Jones
Warnings: Other potentially disturbing content, Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Heavy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2174 Read Count: 705
Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]
Wish You Were Here by The Lizard Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Dan goes away, leaving Jones all alone. Then Dan comes back. Don’t you find postcards always arrive at the same time you get home? Tsk.
Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing(s): Dan Ashcroft/Jones
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2062 Read Count: 1322
Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Dan Ashcroft is asked to write about BSH for sugaRAPE.
Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones
Genres: Alternate Scene, Parody
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1477 Read Count: 775
Published: 23 Dec 2007 Updated: 23 Dec 2007 [Report This]