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Penname: phoon [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 02 Apr 2006
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Stories by phoon
One Hell of a Show by phoon Rated: R star star star star half star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Noel’s stuck for a present for Julian. Basically an excuse for PWP.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Challenges: Challenge 04: Valentine's
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1916 Read Count: 1629
Published: 09 Apr 2006 Updated: 09 Apr 2006 [Report This]
Christmas Fluff by phoon Rated: PG star star star star half star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Christmas day in a Zookeeper’s hut
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Fluff, General
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Challenge 03: Christmas
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 675 Read Count: 991
Published: 09 Apr 2006 Updated: 09 Apr 2006 [Report This]
Summary: There’s a shindig going down at the Zooniverse
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Fluff, Humour
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Challenge 01: Wine
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1293 Read Count: 654
Published: 09 Apr 2006 Updated: 09 Apr 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Julian isn't coping well
Categories: Noel/Julian, Julian/Other
Characters: Julian Barratt, Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, Other, Other
Genres: Angst
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 949 Read Count: 1047
Published: 09 Apr 2006 Updated: 09 Apr 2006 [Report This]
Untitled 3 by phoon Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Response to the first challenge
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Drabble - Under 500 Words, Fluff
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Challenge 01: Wine
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 432 Read Count: 686
Published: 09 Apr 2006 Updated: 09 Apr 2006 [Report This]
Untitled 2 by phoon Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: PWP with angst. Angsty PWP.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Angst, PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 519 Read Count: 878
Published: 09 Apr 2006 Updated: 09 Apr 2006 [Report This]
Untitled by phoon Rated: PG star star star star half star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Howard couldn't have left Vince alone on the Tundra all night, could he?
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Alternate Scene, Episodic/Missing Scene
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3131 Read Count: 759
Published: 09 Apr 2006 Updated: 09 Apr 2006 [Report This]
Uniform by phoon Rated: PG star star star star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Silliness ensues. Too much 80’s teen cop drama! Story! Done veeeeery quickly, and inspired by 21 Jump Street, and the wonders of young Johnny Depp and Peter De Luise. Also, I like uniforms. Specially on Julian. Yes. Oh, and Noel for tundra_boy.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Drabble - Under 500 Words, Fluff
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 178 Read Count: 579
Published: 08 Apr 2006 Updated: 08 Apr 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Character study
Categories: The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Mr Susan
Genres: General
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 261 Read Count: 569
Published: 08 Apr 2006 Updated: 08 Apr 2006 [Report This]
Saturday Mornings by phoon Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Complete PWP. I tried to think of a plot, but all i came up with was sex. so, there ya go.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Drabble - Under 500 Words, PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 449 Read Count: 907
Published: 08 Apr 2006 Updated: 08 Apr 2006 [Report This]