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Penname: accioarse [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 20 May 2007
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HOORAY!
I'm now in the middle of a 6 part story, TRULY, MADLY, FISHY. Howard/Old Gregg, Howard/Vince. See below for chapters uploaded so far. Thanks!

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Summary: A rumor is started, misinterpreted, and misinterpreted again until it's common knowledge in the Zooniverse that Howard and Vince are bumming. Only they're not.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Other
Genres: Humour
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15330 Read Count: 9146
Published: 08 Dec 2007 Updated: 20 May 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Written for accio_arse from the prompt: ‘From back in the days when Howard used to play jazz in a band - with Rudi and Mrs Gideon. Howard's about to get kicked off the band for being crap, and he'll do anything to stay. Mrs Gideon never remembers who he even is, so Howard tries to put a move on Rudi so that he'll keep him in.’
Categories: The Mighty Boosh, Howard/Other
Characters: Howard Moon, Rudi
Genres: General, Humour
Pairing(s): Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2390 Read Count: 361
Published: 23 Jan 2008 Updated: 23 Jan 2008 [Report This]
Comments: It's for meeeeeeee!!!!!!
Summary: There is tension between any leader and his followers, but for Dennis and Saboo theirs is of a more fevered nature. Will Saboo be able to let go of his pride and confess his feelings for his "sire"? Will Dennis be able to see the answer in front of him and leave Methuselah?
Categories: The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Other, Saboo
Genres: Drama, Romance
Pairing(s): Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1089 Read Count: 1317
Published: 09 Jan 2008 Updated: 16 Jan 2008 [Report This]
Pete's Dragon by The Lizard Rated: PG-13 star star star star star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: What’s with the ‘Pete’s Dragon’ video? It always bothered me that nobody ever asked Dan Ashcroft this question. Wonder no more, dear readers, because I asked him and this is what he told me (FOR REALZ).

Categories: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan Ashcroft, Jones
Genres: Alternate Scene
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3687 Read Count: 686
Published: 13 May 2007 Updated: 13 May 2007 [Report This]
Summary: A pwp drabble for a rainy afternoon.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 505 Read Count: 984
Published: 07 Oct 2006 Updated: 07 Oct 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Howard gets sick of Vince getting all the attention and takes steps of a magical nature to do something about it. You’d be surprised how fast something like that can spin out of control – wait, you wouldn’t? Man, you’ve seen this show before, haven’t you?
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Bollo, Dixon Bainbridge, Howard Moon, Naboo, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17869 Read Count: 2480
Published: 15 Sep 2006 Updated: 15 Sep 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Vince Noiyre, a young governess, takes a position at Thornfield Hall under the watchful eye of Howard Moonchester. But what are those noises coming from the attic? Why does everyone think Vince is a girl? And how old is Naboo?
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Bollo, Howard Moon, Naboo, Vince Noir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Crossover, Drama, General, Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Violence - Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24532 Read Count: 2488
Published: 29 Jul 2006 Updated: 29 Jul 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Sex, drugs and rock’n’roll. Even though the sex is disappointing, the drug is alcohol and the rock’n’roll is electro-jazz.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst, Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Challenge 06: Boosh on Tour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2366 Read Count: 844
Published: 09 Apr 2006 Updated: 09 Apr 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Valentines challenge entry -- Howard is tired of being lonely and puts out a personal ad, with messy results. Now he's being stalked down the streets of London with a love-struck best mate, an aloof microphone, and a pop song that just... won't... get... out of his head! Most incomprehensible summary ever, but it might make sense if you read the fic. :D
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Naboo, Other, Vince Noir
Genres: Humour, Romance
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Drug Use
Challenges: Challenge 04: Valentine's
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7341 Read Count: 1737
Published: 09 Apr 2006 Updated: 09 Apr 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Set the night before the Nightmare of Milky Joe
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Episodic/Missing Scene, Fluff
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 724 Read Count: 871
Published: 09 Apr 2006 Updated: 09 Apr 2006 [Report This]