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Summary: The Boosh is on the verge of breaking up for good, but an unexpected and impossible journey to the Zooniverse may teach Julian and Noel how to better appreciate their creations.
Categories: The Mighty Boosh, RPS, Noel/Julian, Howard/Vince
Characters: Bob Fossil, Howard Moon, Julian Barratt, Mike Fielding, Naboo, Noel Fielding, Other, Vince Noir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humour, Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 85840 Read Count: 21540
Published: 04 Apr 2006 Updated: 20 Mar 2008 [Report This]
Summary:

Words are corrupt, but images are indefinable. Rosey and Bauer combine both to translate their impression of beautiful things.


Categories: Surrealissimo
Characters: Other
Genres: Romance
Pairing(s): Rosey/Bauer
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16378 Read Count: 12262
Published: 09 Aug 2008 Updated: 08 Dec 2008 [Report This]
Summary:

Maverick-about-town and colon: adventurer though he may be, Howard starts to realize one morning that he is woefully underprepared to deal with the greatest challenge that has ever crossed his path.

Murderous Cockney geezers? Pfft. Transgendered psychotic mermen? No problem. Vicious urban foxes? Piece of cake. Best friend laying naked on you in a bathtub?

...better come back to that last one.


Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Bob Fossil, Bollo, Howard Moon, Naboo, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Humour, Romance
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40511 Read Count: 11450
Published: 21 Apr 2009 Updated: 22 Apr 2009 [Report This]
Summary: The boys are filming the third series and something unexpected happens to Noel. Noel isn't happy and he ends up at a party.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Other potentially disturbing content, Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Mild
Series: Choose Your Own Adventure
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6940 Read Count: 11307
Published: 09 Jun 2007 Updated: 24 Jun 2007 [Report This]
Summary: The festive season has reached the Mighty Boosh boys and Vince is as ever in the party mood with Howard tagging behind. But something isn't quite right in their fairy tale world.
Categories: The Mighty Boosh, Howard/Vince, Vince/Other
Characters: None
Genres: Holiday - Christmas
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7240 Read Count: 11143
Published: 26 Dec 2007 Updated: 06 Jan 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Vince has been distant and Howard trys to figure out what's wrong.
Categories: The Mighty Boosh, Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11177 Read Count: 9425
Published: 15 Apr 2008 Updated: 31 Aug 2008 [Report This]
Through the Haze by CatMarie Rated: NC-17 star star star star half star [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

What is it that Noel and Julian feel for each other? They can't quite figure that out, or what they should do about it. These two have a long way to go together.


Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Dave Brown, Julian Barratt, Mike Fielding, Noel Fielding, Other
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Humour, Romance
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25751 Read Count: 9387
Published: 24 Jan 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011 [Report This]
Summary:

Howard has a visitor.
Vince has a broken heart.
Howard's POV


Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon
Genres: Romance
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Drug Use
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43383 Read Count: 9169
Published: 06 Oct 2008 Updated: 11 Dec 2008 [Report This]
Summary: A rumor is started, misinterpreted, and misinterpreted again until it's common knowledge in the Zooniverse that Howard and Vince are bumming. Only they're not.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Other
Genres: Humour
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15330 Read Count: 9021
Published: 08 Dec 2007 Updated: 20 May 2008 [Report This]
retired story I Love The Chosen One by phoon Rated: NC-17 star star star star half star [Reviews - 47]
Summary: Cut scene from Fountain of Youth, aka What Happened In My Mind When I Watched Fountain of Youth
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2290 Read Count: 8075
Published: 05 Apr 2006 Updated: 05 Apr 2006 [Report This]