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Summary: The Boosh is on the verge of breaking up for good, but an unexpected and impossible journey to the Zooniverse may teach Julian and Noel how to better appreciate their creations.
Categories: The Mighty Boosh, RPS, Noel/Julian, Howard/Vince
Characters: Bob Fossil, Howard Moon, Julian Barratt, Mike Fielding, Naboo, Noel Fielding, Other, Vince Noir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humour, Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 85840 Read Count: 21529
Published: 04 Apr 2006 Updated: 20 Mar 2008 [Report This]
retired story I Love The Chosen One by phoon Rated: NC-17 star star star star half star [Reviews - 46]
Summary: Cut scene from Fountain of Youth, aka What Happened In My Mind When I Watched Fountain of Youth
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2290 Read Count: 8056
Published: 05 Apr 2006 Updated: 05 Apr 2006 [Report This]
I Have Never by Maestro Rated: NC-17 star star star star star [Reviews - 15]
Summary: PWP - Late night drinking games lead Howard and Vince to reveal a little too much about themselves. Then they take off allllllll their clothes.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Dixon Bainbridge, Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: PWP (porn without plot), Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7476 Read Count: 3594
Published: 29 Jul 2006 Updated: 29 Jul 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Smuttiness
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: General
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Challenges: Challenge 01: Wine
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4141 Read Count: 3445
Published: 09 Apr 2006 Updated: 09 Apr 2006 [Report This]
retired story Copper Coins by tartpants Rated: NC-17 star star star star star [Reviews - 27]
Summary: The long-forgotten fairytale version of how Noel met Julian.
Categories: RPS
Characters: Chris Corner, Dave Brown, Dee Plume, Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, Other, Sue Denim
Genres: Drama, Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11817 Read Count: 5810
Published: 04 Jan 2007 Updated: 04 Jan 2007 [Report This]
In Old Sargasso by jeudi Rated: NC-17 star star star star half star [Reviews - 13]
Summary:

Julian has rules about this; Noel is determined to dismantle them.


Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Angst, Drama, PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5444 Read Count: 4348
Published: 25 Dec 2007 Updated: 25 Dec 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Vince drinks a potion. Howard loses his virginity. Is this a direct or indirect correlation? That question doesn't really come into consideration, but there is awkward first-time sex.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Action/Adventure, PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1946 Read Count: 3228
Published: 06 Feb 2008 Updated: 06 Feb 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Sweet - Pete/Stitch. How did they get from brawling in the pub, to snuggled up together in bed? Only this fic will explain it.
Categories: Sweet
Characters: None
Genres: Episodic/Missing Scene
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3932 Read Count: 2064
Published: 29 Jul 2006 Updated: 29 Jul 2006 [Report This]
26 Fics in 26 Minutes by Maestro Rated: NC-17 star star star star star [Reviews - 23]
Summary:

A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.


Categories: Nathan Barley, Howard/Vince, Noel/Julian, Noel/Other, Ultra/Neon, Rudi/Spider, Fossil/Bainbridge
Characters: Dee Plume, Howard Moon, Jones, Julian Barratt, Nathan Barley, Noel Fielding, Other, Rudi, Spider, Sue Denim, Vince Noir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Crossover, Drabble - Under 500 Words, Drama, Episodic/Missing Scene, Fluff, General, Humour, PWP (porn without plot), Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Character Death, Femmeslash, Other potentially disturbing content, Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24771 Read Count: 3562
Published: 08 Aug 2006 Updated: 08 Aug 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Noel and Julian are staying with Julianís family for the holiday. This leaves Noel a little... unsatisfied.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Challenges: Challenge 03: Christmas
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1622 Read Count: 2224
Published: 09 Apr 2006 Updated: 09 Apr 2006 [Report This]