The Boosh Slash Haven :: he slashes one way... he slashes the other

Warnings: Rape

Other Results: 2 Series

Stories

Let the Good Times Roll by concupid Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 3]

Summary:

Old Gregg enlists the help of his old man, the Hitcher, to reunite with his beloved Howard. When Howard goes missing on their trip to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, Vince once again has to save Howard in every way possible.

Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Old Gregg, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Old Gregg, Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Drug Use, Other potentially disturbing content, Rape, Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2203 Read Count: 110

Published: 19 Jun 2014 Updated: 19 Jun 2014 [Report This]

The Bin Man and the Shiny Prince by Toggle Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 6]

Summary: What if Howard turned his back on Vince, and Donny made good on his promise of what he was going to do to Vince, had he not given him the cape? AU set during 'Crack Fox' episode.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Bollo, Howard Moon, Naboo, Vince Noir
Genres: Alternate Scene, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Other potentially disturbing content, Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7406 Read Count: 1228

Published: 05 Aug 2010 Updated: 14 Oct 2010 [Report This]

Without Nicky Clarke by Eparnam Rated: R [Reviews - 3]

Summary: Alternate happenings to Kodiak Jack scene in Call of the Yeti. What if Vince decided not to straighten his hair before going to sleep. Non-con and future Howince. If that's not your cup of tea, I would avert your eyes.
Categories: The Mighty Boosh, Howard/Vince, Vince/Other
Characters: Bollo, Howard Moon, Naboo, Vince Noir
Genres: Alternate Scene, Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir, Other
Warnings: Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3883 Read Count: 1577

Published: 28 Aug 2010 Updated: 28 Aug 2010 [Report This]

Future Sailors: The Aftermath. by noellover Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 9]

Summary: The kinky aftershow events when the Future Sailors Tour finally ends.
Categories: Noel/Julian, Julian/Other, Noel/Other
Characters: Chris Corner, Dave Brown, Dee Plume, Julian Barratt, Mike Fielding, Noel Fielding, Other, Sue Denim
Genres: Humour, PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Sue Denim/Chris Corner, Dave Brown/Mike Fielding, Julian Barratt/Dave Brown, Julian Barratt/Dee Plume, Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding, Noel Fielding/Chris Corner, Noel Fielding/Dave Brown, Noel Fielding/Dee Plume, Other
Warnings: Other potentially disturbing content, Rape, Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Mild
Challenges: Challenge 06: Boosh on Tour
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6201 Read Count: 3180

Published: 07 Jun 2010 Updated: 16 Jun 2010 [Report This]

Emerald Nightmare by elfin Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 6]

Summary: Howard seeks revenge when Vince is attacked by the Hitcher
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Bollo, Howard Moon, Naboo, Vince Noir
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4152 Read Count: 1787

Published: 05 May 2008 Updated: 05 May 2008 [Report This]

Saying No by accioarse Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 4]

Summary: The Hitcher comes back to the shop to see Howard and Vince. Rape and violence.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Howard Moon, Other, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warnings: Rape, Violence - Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2165 Read Count: 1571

Published: 02 Feb 2008 Updated: 02 Feb 2008 [Report This]

When You Came Home Late by Thingogram Rated: R

[Reviews - 4]

Summary: Vince comes home with a boyfriend, and Howard muses on why Vince can't look him in the eye any more.
Categories: Vince/Other
Characters: Howard Moon, Naboo, Old Gregg, Other, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst, Drama
Pairing(s): Howard Moon/Old Gregg, Other
Warnings: Rape, Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2953 Read Count: 1408

Published: 17 Oct 2007 Updated: 09 Dec 2007 [Report This]

Fights, fears and affection by plainjane Rated: R

[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Noel and Julian have a fight and Julian doesn't come home.
Categories: Noel/Julian
Characters: Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding
Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2313 Read Count: 1398

Published: 13 May 2007 Updated: 13 May 2007 [Report This]

Kinder Eggs and Blowholes by thymeth Rated: PG-13

[Reviews - 5]

Summary: Everything's normal (or as normal as it ever can get...) at the Zooniverse except that Howard and Vince don't work there. Rudi and the Hitcher, however, do.
Categories: The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Rudi
Genres: Humour, Romance
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Other potentially disturbing content, Rape
Challenges: Challenge 09: Alternative Universe Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2699 Read Count: 672

Published: 13 Sep 2006 Updated: 13 Sep 2006 [Report This]

Dixon Bainbridge Was Pissed Off by thymeth Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 3]

Summary: Dixon Bainbridge was pissed off.
Categories: Howard/Vince
Characters: Dixon Bainbridge, Howard Moon, Vince Noir
Genres: Angst
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Rape
Challenges: Challenge 05: Picture Challenge
Series: Aftermath
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 984 Read Count: 1713

Published: 09 Apr 2006 Updated: 09 Apr 2006 [Report This]

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