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Red, With A Hint Of Orange by justjen Rated: PG-13

Summary:

Words are corrupt, but images are indefinable. Rosey and Bauer combine both to translate their impression of beautiful things.

Categories: Surrealissimo
Characters: Other
Genres: Romance
Pairing(s): Rosey/Bauer
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16378 Read Count: 12267

Published: 09 Aug 2008 Updated: 08 Dec 2008 [Report This]

Far More Perilous Things Than This by justjen Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 11]

Summary:

Surrealissimo-fic, as requested by kissfist who asked for RoseyandBauer/Gala smut.
This is pre-film, pre-Dali, when Gala was still married to Paul Eluard (and the two of them were still tramping around with Max Ernst).

Categories: Surrealissimo
Characters: Other
Genres: PWP (porn without plot)
Pairing(s): Rosey/Bauer
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3476 Read Count: 616

Published: 06 Sep 2008 Updated: 06 Sep 2008 [Report This]

Painting The Bars On The Cage by justjen Rated: R [Reviews - 6]

Summary:

Rosey hates being limited by the edges of the canvas.

Categories: Surrealissimo
Characters: Other
Genres: None
Pairing(s): Rosey/Bauer
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1103 Read Count: 602

Published: 02 Aug 2008 Updated: 02 Aug 2008 [Report This]

Room Enough To Breathe by Amy Wolf Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 11]

Summary:

Bauer had only ever been truly frightened twice in his life.

Categories: Surrealissimo
Characters: Other
Genres: Romance
Pairing(s): Rosey/Bauer
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3796 Read Count: 1875

Published: 24 Jan 2008 Updated: 10 Feb 2008 [Report This]

A Telephone Into Which One Does Not Speak by Culumacilinte Rated: R

[Reviews - 11]

Summary:

Rosey was silent; Bauer spoke entirely too much. They both have things to learn.

Categories: Surrealissimo
Characters: Other
Genres: General, Romance
Pairing(s): Rosey/Bauer
Warnings: Drug Use
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4885 Read Count: 1004

Published: 17 Jan 2008 Updated: 17 Jan 2008 [Report This]

I Am the Giraffe by Maestro Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 23]

Summary:

An explanation of how Rosey and Bauer got to be Rosey and Bauer.

Categories: Surrealissimo
Characters: None
Genres: Episodic/Missing Scene, Romance
Pairing(s): Rosey/Bauer
Warnings: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10616 Read Count: 1200

Published: 29 Jul 2006 Updated: 29 Jul 2006 [Report This]

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This is in no way affiliated to Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, or the Mighty Boosh. None of this ever happened, it is all for our own enjoyment. Dont sue us, we're skint.

I am not affiliated with The Mighty Boosh, any of its cast and crew, etc. The nearest claim I can make to Boosh is that my boyfriend got asked if he was related to Julian Barratt when he went into Virgin to pre-order Boosh. Apparently Julian's family had been coming in all week to reserve their copies.

That, and I too, am clearly from Leeds.